I don’t know, man. This is supposed to be the part of the website that contains my bio that’s been written in a third person omniscient voice, but I’m probably going to just leave this here for a while. I’ve been doing comedy for a while; I’ve booked some things, I’ve fucked up some opportunities, and probably won’t let my parents come see me do it again for a long time. I think it’s worth your time to come see me, but what do I know: I do comedy.